Me: Well your shoe got stepped on by $100 loafers so at least they are even
Boy to another boy in class: You smell like strawberries
Nun: Today was one of those days you need 10 shots of whiskey. Good thing I don't drink
Student: Mr Stanley, don't be trying to get sensational with me
Same Student: Mr Stanley I'm not yo friend. I'm not doing this work
Me: *sideeye*
Student: UGHHH Mr Stanley ima do yo work leave me alone
Stanley Descriptions:
-Always dresses up like a business man
-Funny accent
-Looks very well educated
-Looks like Ryan Howard
-Spiffy besides when he had that bowtie on
-Bentley Fonsworth's son
-Loafers in every color
-Very Christiany (that's not a word lol)
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