Ummmm No Ma'am No Sir

So today was quite an interesting day

1. Student: Man i bet Mr Stanley was shakin it when he went to college (shakin it means partyin). Mr. Stanley did you go to parties in college

Me: Yeah

Student: I bet Mr. Stanley be taking different girls home every night

Me: No that's how you take 3 letters home in one night that you can't get rid of

2. I got hit in the butt by one of the girls. SMH. Then her friend tried to make her do it again. NO MA'AM. SMH. Fast ass kids

3. Girl: Mr Stanley you one of them pretty boys aint u? You just be feelin yo'self when you get dressed in the morning.

4. Girl: Mr Stanley my cousin. He my uncle and my brother. Can i use yo phone?

Me: No

5. Girl: Mr Stanley can you be my daddy. I don't like my dad and step daddy.
Me: Do what? NO

6. Boy: Mr. Stanley, can I go home with you

Me: No absolutely not

Another Student: You gay bruh plus Mr. Stanley ain't got kids, he not tryin to have you at his house

7. Same boy from 6: Mr Stanley, im gonna get on your nerves until you let me get some water

Me: what you are about to do is get out of my face

The heat is gettin to everybody. Luckily there is no school tomorrow or Friday. #THANKUJESUS