Funny Quotes

So as you know, I always seem to have the kids who speak their mind at any given time or say off the wall things. I will try to remember the quotes but sometimes they happen at really random and inconvenient times of the day lol.

1. Kid: Mr Stanley are you married?
Me: No
Kid: Do you have any kids?
Me: No
Kid: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: No
Kid: Well you need to go to the club to find a girlfriend

2. Me: *giving some speech about balancing social lives and academics*
Kid: Mr. Stanley do you go to the club?
Me: Sometimes
Kid: No you don't. That's why you don't have a girlfriend

3. People who steal are called cluckers #newkidterminology

4. Kid: Mr. Stanley got college boy swag

5. Me: Where did you get those scratches from?
Girl: I was riding on the back of a truck with (someone i can't remember) and she was going fast and i fell and scrap myself here, here, here, here, and here (pointing to all locations) and I hit my head but it was fun
Me: *blank stares*
Girl: They was goin to call the amalance (that's how she pronounced it) but I said i was gucci. They thought I had a concussion.
Me: Oh ok *looks of mass confusion*
Girl: They were about to give her a citation cuz her license was suspended
Me: *SMH*

6. Girls: Mr. Stanley, you married?
Me: No
Girls: Why not?
Me: I'm only 23, why should I be married?
Girls: Well do you have a girlfriend
Me: No
Girls: *walks away laughing*