Mr. Stanley a Pimp

My students are rather comfortable with me. At times I really appreciate that trust and openness and other times I am so baffled at why they feel the need to say certain things around or to me. So today's topic of involuntary discussion was the fact that one of my kids learned that there was a 3 to 1 ratio of women to men in America. From this ratio they also decided that there were not enough men in the world so women had no choice but to want them. They also decided that this meant bountiful options for any women they wanted. I just laughed at this conversation and went on about the day. If they only really knew. So the elementary teachers were back on campus because all of metro teachers returned today and we are of course housed in the portables at the elementary school. The school is staffed with a lot of young females. I met these teachers for the first time at in-service on Tuesday and everyone knew that I was already teaching. So teachers that saw me would speak and ask how things were going. Well this one teacher who passes me is this white lady (who is also slightly attractive) passes by and speaks. Of course the same boy who had the statistic from earlier witnessed this and was like "Uh oh Mr. Stanley, I see you pullin the white girls, Mr Stanley don't discriminate". SMH. He proceeds to be say "I bet Mr Stanley be pullin all the teachers after school, be talking to five at one time". The rest of his peers just cosigning in. LOL. 5 at one time??? LOL. SMH.

I have to record their "burning" song one day. So burning in school means talking about people or someone. SMH if they only knew what we know burning as lol.