Things You Don't Think Nuns Would Say

So I always refer to the nuns as "my nuns", not really sure why. They tend to say some of the funniest things tho. But this one takes the cake. So im talking with one of the sisters who prepares the kids lunches and snacks. This is our dialogue

Nun: I'm just looking for things to have for the kids for snack time. They have a lot of stuff in here (here meaning her portable where she serves food from)
Me: Oh ok
Nun: Oh look, some margarita mix. We should fix some for the kids but we don't have any liquor *laughes*
Me: *look of slight confusion, slight agreement, slight wtf* (all while laughing)
Nun: I bet the kids would like that
Me: I bet they would too. Im not sure what kind of effect it would have (trying to somehow not to make myself seem like an alcoholic)
Nun: Yeah me either

LOL, when I tell you i was dying. SMH. Sadly, I had a bottle of Jose in the back sit of the car. Even more sadly, the nuns ride with me to school almost everyday. LOL

Another Nun story: On the way to school
Nun: The kids are will learn keyboarding starting on Monday
Me: Ok
Nun: You need to work that into the schedule.
Me: Ok
Nun: Now they can't learn keyboarding the biblical way
Me: *looks of mass confusion*
Nun: You know what that means?
Me: No i don't. *still confused*
Nun: You know, the seek and ye shall find method
smh lol. U crazy lady. Nuns got Bible jokes lol.



More Student Quotes

Girl: Mr Stanley got on his jerkin outfit today. He think he the stuff today
WTH is a jerkin outfit? Dang can I be fly? I didn't even do anything but walk by them.

Boy: Mr Stanley you look nice without your glasses
Other Boy: You gay for that bruh
Boy: Nah, Mr Stanley look mean with his glasses
*Little do they know, them mugs are fake anyways lol*

Boy: Mr Stanley be getting buck with us all the time.

Girl: Mr Stanley you my cousin. I don't like none of these people here except you. I don't like him cuz he won't give me the basketball, i don't like him cuz he short, i don't like him cuz he think he Kobe, (she continues to go through EVERY boy in my class smh)

Boy 1: He trying to talk to yo girl
Boy 2: He ain't bout to take my gal......he can take my gal. Ill just call anotha one right now.
smh